Drunk Thoughts... by Brian Galloway #1
Updated: Feb 14, 2021
Why is it when I've been drinking and I'm smashing away at the keyboard on my phone, autocorrect almost always gets what I'm trying to say and fixes my shit, but when I'm stone cold sober, it never gets it right? Either my phone's autocorrect is well versed in drunkenese, or I need to stay perpetually tipsy.